intro:
sup, i'm a 14 year old that draws anime girls, i mostly like to draw fanart than draw original characters. i like guys and yapping. if you want to talk to me about stuff, add me on discordyippee:
drawing, music, long-sleeved clothes, hoodies/jackets, pitaya dragon cookie, candy, lollipops, instant noodles, soda, reading other ppl's carrd, dreaming, cats, kittens, dogs, puppies, pets in general, chocolate, cake, pasta, chocolate chip cookies from costco, my drawing tablet, rhythm games, the anime artstyle, kool-aid, seaweed, youtube shorts, men, beluga whales, blood, crepes, memes, popsiclesEW *dies from cringe*:
drawing, cold, too much spinach, spotify ads, lag, homework, they/them pronouns being used on me, the trans male tag on ao3, copy and paste not working, the word "problematic", reading books, when ppl misgender pitaya dragon cookie on purpose, egg yolks, the thicc legs trend on roblox, losing my combo on rhythm games, waiting for the hardcore crossroads map to appear in tower defense simulator, having a clogged nose, royal margarine cookie, the severe lack of post-op FTM representation :((, when roblox bans me for saying fat, the "what is a woman?" debate, when older teenagers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", when ppl think "cis" and "trans" are genders (they're adjectives bruv), ants, ai generated "art"

info:
⋆ alex/alexr05
⋆ male ♂; he/it/xe (FTM)
⋆ INTP-T (barnum effect got to me oh noes)
⋆ 14 years old; 8th grader
⋆ september 15th, 2009
⋆ chinese american
⋆ PST (pacific standard time)
⋆ aromantic, gay
⋆ neurodivergent
(more on #random) ⤴
⋆ fanart artistsocials:
∘ reddit
∘ instagram (inactive)
∘ twitter
∘ pinterest
∘ youtube
∘ tiktok
∘ spotify
∘ archive of our own (14+)
∘ pronouns
∘ spectrum
∘ attraction layer cake
∘ patreon (inactive)
∘ pixiv
∘ rentry (outdated)
∘ danbooru (14+)
∘ discord: alexr05
∘ CRK (inactive): alexr05

main current interests:
omori, vocaloid, the henry stickmin collection, cookie rungames:
omori, cookie run, the henry stickimin collection,
cuphead, roblox, the coffin of andy and leyley, undertale,
deltarune, amanda the adventurer, doki doki literature club, danganronpa, the battle cats, helltaker, gacha life, baldi's basics, minecraft, plants vs zombiesroblox games:
item asylum, bee swarm simulator, bloxburg, tower defense simulator, pick a side, word bomb, royale high, arsenal, robeats, fashion famous, ripull minigames, epic minigames, broken bones, robloxian highschool, hide and seek extreme, obby king, juke's tower of hell, meepcity, ripull minigames, epic minigames, survival, flood escape, flood escape 2animes/mangas:
chainsaw man, danganronpa, hyperdimension neptunia (should I be concerned I watched dis shi at age 10)music artists:
maretu, lonePi, guchiry, pepoyo, karikibear, pinocchioP, cosMo, neru, deco*27, orangestar, INABAKUMORI, wowaka, kikuo, iyowa, kurageP, ado, lamazeP, ryo (supercell), giga-P, owata-P, crusher-P, suisei, mafumafu, soraru, zutomayo, kanaria, porter robinson, lund, bo en, melanie martinez, alan walkerartists
omocat, sasucchi05, unxi, toastytoast, tsunako, mazamuno, maromichan, himanemuitoma, shi__zumu, somenormalartistcolors
red, military green, grey, white, black, purpleitalic and gray - former interests↳ ☺favorite chars
↳ ♥ favorite ships
↳ ！headcanons

other:
vocaloid, the amazing digital cirus, cats, ai generated tiktok stories, space-related videos, evolution-related videos, NSFW, slime, true crime, psychology, my little pony, equestria girls nightcore, creepypasta, total drama island, caillou gets grounded videos, strawberry shortcake, hello kitty, lego friends, ever after high, curious george, pocoyo, team umizoomi, yo gabba gabba, dora the explorer, paw patrol, shimmer and shine, bubble guppies, the backyardigans, max and ruby (💀), ni hao kai-lan, blue's cluescontent creators:
penguinz0, idksterling, sambucha, con_spiracy, turkey tom, icycol, it's blanko, flamingo, tommyNFG, beastchild, omma, acheeto, sensitive societ3y, chalupa, greenlegocats123, bundun, diesel patches, andy jiang, ggrimey, michael storen, ggrimey, tabbes, haminations, lynja cooks (RIP), chris nostalgic, mrbeast, oompaville, caleb chan, augusttheduck, dearmodern, lion field, bayashi, itsfrankyboi, louis gantus, zackdflims, caseoh,
wackawackamunv2, joe bartolozzi, tyrecordslol, abdoulupnext, offendingeverybody, sam o'nella academy, h1h1, daangdamon, drkaran, deejus_e, shooshimooshi

omori:
sunny, aubrey, omori, mari, stranger, snaley, perfectheart, mutantheartvocaloid/utau/synthv/cevio/fanloid:
hatsune miku, kagamine rin, kagamine len, otomachi una, kaai yuki, fukase, MEIKA mikoto, flower, IA, gumi, mayu, cul, utatane piko, yuzuki yukari, kasane teto, defoko, ritsu namine, ryone yami, kafu, rose, akita neruvocaloid voicebanks:
hatsune miku SOLID, hatsune miku ORIGINAL, hatsune miku ENGLISH, kagamine rin POWER, kagamine len POWER, otomachi una SPICY, fukase NORMAL, IA ROCKS, gumi POWER, gumi ENGLISHcookie run:
pitaya dragon cookie (my beloved), stardust cookie, squid ink cookie, milky way cookiethe henry stickmin collection:
henry stickmin, charles calvin, sven svensson, burt curtis, icepick, snowcapchainsaw man:
denji, power, kobeni, reze, angel devil, asa mitaka, yorumy little pony:
pinkie pie, rarity, twilight sparkle, starlight glimmer, sunset shimmerequestria girls:
sonata dusk, aria blaze, juniper montage, sour sweet

NOTE: I'M A MULTISHIPPERomori:
♡ sunflower (sunny x basil)
♡ sunburn (sunny x aubrey)
♡ kimbrey (kim x aubrey)
♡ kelbrey (kel x aubrey)
✎i don't ship it anymore but i still kinda liek it
♡ heromari (hero x mari)vocaloid/utau/synthv/fanloid:
♡ mikuflower (hatsune miku x flower)
♡ gumiku (hatsune miku x gumi)
♡ mikulen (hatsune miku x len)
♡ mikuneru (hatsune miku x akita neru)
♡ tetomiku (hatsune miku x kasane teto)
♡ fukaflower (fukase x flower)
✎i don't ship it but i liek itcookie run:
♡ pitayaknight (pitaya x knight)
♡ pitaya x wildberry
♡ espresseleine (espresso x madeleine)
♡ sparkvamp (sparkling x vampire)
♡ prune juice x kouign amann x capsaicinthe henry stickmin collection:
♡ curtisson (burt x sven)
♡ snowcap x icepickchainsaw man:
♡ akiangel (aki x angel devil)
✎i don't ship it but i liek it

!! WARNING: OMORI SPOILERS, MENTIONS OF SUICIDE AND DEATHomori:
☞ the main 6 are cis
☞ sunny is bisexual (female preference)
☞ kel is aroace (romance and seggs-repulsed)
☞ basil is asexual and panromantic (seggs-repulsed)
☞ aubrey is aubrey (no clue what sexuality she should be)
☞ mari is straight
☞ hero is straight
☞ hero and kel are both mexican
☞ sunny and mari are both japanese-american
☞ basil is white
☞ aubrey is half white, half asian
☞ sunny sleeps with his shoes on
☞ sunny and basil are both autistic
☞ sunny and basil both think texture matters more than flavor
☞ sunny and basil both bites their nails
☞ sunny prefers music without lyrics
☞ sunny still daydreams after the good ending
☞ sunny has a interest in anything das space-related
☞ sunny eventually commits su!c!de in the hikikomori route from fear and guilt
☞ sunny is secretly judgmental
☞ sunny does get angry easily and isn't good at hiding it
☞ sunny can understand japanese but is unable to speak japanese himself
☞ sunny doesn't need tone tags online but will occasionally misinterpret what someone meant
☞ sunny would be a god at playing cuphead
☞ sunny is a centrist
☞ if kel was asked to draw himself, he'd draw himself as a stickman
☞ kel believes in the 5 second rule
☞ kel would love the song called "harness your hopes" by pavement
☞ kel has bad aim in shooting games
☞ kel drinks orange joe right after playing basketball
☞ kel would occasionally take things too literally/seriously
☞ kel would pick his nose and eat his boogers when he was younger (hero told him to stop)
☞ kel is the only one in the group that actually enjoys coconut-flavored food
☞ basil has a crush on sunny
☞ basil holds things with his pinky finger out
☞ basil wears long sleeves over his wrists
☞ basil uses tone tags online
☞ basil would love porter robinson's songs
☞ basil secretly has a 12 gauge shotgun in his room
☞ aubrey would love ado and vocaloid
☞ aubrey sleeps with plushies
☞ when aubrey was younger, her hair used to be really flowy now her hair is really tangly
☞ aubrey doesn't actually use her nail bat to attack people, she just uses it to appear intimidating
☞ aubrey wants to cosplay at some point
☞ aubrey hates sex jokes
☞ aubrey likes over the top outfits
☞ mari likes simple outfits
☞ mari was the favorite child from her parents
☞ mari does get annoyed easily liek sunny, but she hides it fairly well but sometimes, her composure can slip if she's extremely annoyed/or angry
☞ mari got was the one dat encouraged hero to be a cook
☞ mari can speak fluent japanese
☞ mari mainly enjoys piano music but she would occasionally listen to kpop music
☞ hero refuses to date a different girl after mari's death cuz he is dat loyal to mari
☞ hero keeps his promises no matter what
☞ hero would be angry and upset at sunny and basil but would try to keep his composure since he's the adult and sunny and basil were only 12 when the incident happened
☞ sweetheart is aromanticvocaloid/utau/synthv:
☞ kagamine len and rin are both bisexual, len has a male preference while rin has a female preference
☞ kagamine len is more dirty minded than rin
☞ kagamine len and rin are twins
☞ gumi's age is 16 - 19cookie run:
☞ black pearl cookie is aroacethe henry stickmin collection:
☞ TBAchainsaw man:
☞ TBA

like:
> omori fans
> vocaloid fans
> pitaya dragon cookie simps
> sunflower shippers
> sunburn shippers
> tame mene fans
> ppl that are apathetic and have limited empathy/sympathy like me !!
> ppl over 16neutral/indifferent:
> homophobes
✎i am unable to be offended by them as a bi/gay guy lol
> suntan shippers
> photobomb shippers
> tadashi kunai simps
> anti self-dx ppldon't liek:
> ppl dat say lesbian means "nonmen loving nonmen"
✎i prefer it if you said "femme-aligned person" imo
> vegans
> rinlen shippers
> ppl dat call omori "mid"
> therians
> mha fans
> taylor swift fans/swifties
> ppl who experience moderate levels of sympathy and empathy (aka 99% of ppl i interact with
*✎ayo check this chart out
> royale high fans
> ppl who have the thicc legs on roblox like thisnote:
- you are free to interact with me regardless how much i hate you since i don't block ppl except for ppl dat maek AI art, i gotta protect my drawings from them
- i'm not sure if "discomforts" is the correct term but this is a section of ppl that i'd would prefer to hang out with

hate:
> ppl dat draw/write/enjoy omori NSFW
✎idk how to feel about the main characters being aged up or a AU where MARI is 19 like RW HERO
✎if the fanfic/story isn't meant to be romanticized and meant to be fucked up then ig i'll allow it?
✎gore is aight as long it isn't nudity
> proshippers/comshippers
> transracial ppl
> terfs
> most trans allies
✎very 50/50, i just assume they're annoying unless they prove themselves to be based
> far right conservatives and progressive liberals
✎go read this if you want to know why i hate both sides of the political spectrum
> ppl that demonize bottom surgery/think bottom surgery is gross
> ppl that still refer to me with they/them pronouns
> ppl that say they support trans ppl then purposely misgender bad trans ppl
✎ex: misgendering kalvin garrah on purposedie:
> pedophiles/groomers
✎this also applies to minors, such as if you are 17 years old and dating a 13 year old
> zoophiles/animal abusers
> ppl dat draw/enjoy zoophilia NSFW
> ppl dat maek AI "art" and try to profit off of it
> ppl with a detransition kink
> ppl dat fetishize gay/trans ppl
> ppl dat infantilize trans men
✎like if you never call a 21 year old cis man a "cis boy" but proceed to call a 21 year old trans man a "trans boy", kys. you're literally implying trans men cannot be masculine or experience manhood, also stealth trans men exist

□ i am aware that omocat and pepoyo has done questionable things in the past, just because i enjoy omori and pepoyo's music doesn't necessarily mean i support their actions□ most of the time, i'm not really serious and i mainly joke around, but if i type sentences formal, don't use abbreviations, and use proper grammar, it means i'm serious□ i'll use tonetags if you need em□ i have shit emotional regulation and i have very low emotional intelligence since age 6□ i am either bad at reading the room or just impulsive, idk□ you can rant/vent to me without asking but do note, i probably will hav no idea what to respond with□ when i say i have a crush, it's more of so dat i simply find them attractive or dat i'm sexually attracted to them==□ don't say shit that implies or directly states that i have a female body or anatomy. i don't care if it's the objective truth, that shit gives me indescribable rage and dysphoria and also contributes to my already homicidal thoughts. i will only tolerate it if it's from a gender-affirming doctor, i'm asking a question related to transition, or if we're dating and even then, don't use anatomical terms when talking about my anatomy, i will john wick your entire family if you imply, ==□ don't infantilize me by calling me a "soft boi" or "sweetheart" or "honey"□ i sometimes type these words as:
✎like → liek
✎this → dis
✎make → maek
✎have → hav
✎because → cuz
✎time → tiem
✎that's → das/dats
✎that → dat
✎love → luv
✎monkey → monke
✎sex → seggs□ i like dark/edgy jokes/memes:
✎ex: war jokes, 9/11 jokes, kys jokes□ i compulsively say dumb/out of pocket stuff because i am fascinated and obsessed with how people react, process, and answer stuff, i can remember doing this since age 10, and sometimes i do this without you knowing
✎ex: why is it bad if i saw nsfw at age 10?□ i ruminate a lot□ don't ever use they/them pronouns on me, only time i'm aight with them is if you didn't know my gender beforehand. accidents depends i guess□ don't call me 'transmasc', it makes me dysphoric□ don't say that i identify as a guy, just say "oh he's a guy"□ i have anger issues and homicidal thoughts since age 13. when i get angry at someone, i just keep it to all myself because i like to please the person that i'm talking to when i'm secretly angry at them□ treat me as you would with a cis man, i don't wanna hear that "omg i hate all men except you". if you hate cis men, hate me too since i plan to look and live as a cis man when i'm 18□ despite my anger issues and homicidal thoughts, i'm actually chill on discord□ i don't mind anyone calling me slurs
✎even if you're straight/cis/non-asian, you're free to call me a faggot, tranny, or chink
✎it depends though because, if someone openly racist/homophobic/transphobic referred to me as those, i wouldn't really care but if some progressive liberal claims to be extremely supportive and against racism/homophobia/transphobia then calls me those out of anger then that's just cringe ngl lol□ i'm kinda socially awkward□ i experience sympathy/empathy lower than the average person and i only experience sympathy in niche cases□ since i lack empathy lower than the average person, it makes me have a neutral stance on almost everything so it's harder for me to differentiate what's acceptable and what's unacceptable□ i accept all friend requests sent to me on discord and i don't unfriend or block ppl there regardless how much i hate someone. anyone can talk to me there□ my personality can change overtime like i can go from using :3 and ^ _ ^ a lot then never using themtriggers:
- chubbyemu's thumbnailsstuff i do not like:
- the word "knot" in canines
- mpreg
- talking about zoophilia/bestiality in a positive light/or talking about someone engaging in those acts
- talking how religion is stupid

∘ i'm 4'10∘ i started drawing anime when i was 9 - 10∘ i plan to change my legal name to be nathan instead of alex∘ i'm slightly romance-repulsed∘ when i was 12 and found out i was bisexual, i immediately lost all my attraction to women. my last female crush was susie from deltarune. i consider myself to be gay but i don't care if you perceive me as bisexual due to my past attraction to women∘ i hav a fast metabolism so i can't gain weight even when i eat a lot of junk food∘ my type is twinks and twunks, oh... mmm... delicious, irresistible MEN... /ref∘ i prefer femboys with masculine voices than femboys with feminine voices∘ my friend and brother think i'm antisocial :|∘ i think everyone is technically racist because when we think of a (random race here) person, we think of stereotypes, like seriously, what shit do you think when you first hear i'm chinese? EXACTLY BRO, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING OF-, you ain't slick ;))∘ the drawing app i mainly use is firealpaca and occasionally ibis paint when i'm not on my PC∘ i have black hair∘ i hate tofu (just liek sunny!!! /silly)∘ when i was liek 5 - 7 years old, i'd ask my older brother to maek baby dinosaurs out of clay and i'd maek rooms for them out of clay with a bed and a kitchen because when the clay dinosaurs didn't hav a home, i'd be scared and upset for them cuz i kept imagining them them to be attacked by other stuff and i didn't want that so∘ dis carrd looks way better on PC than on mobile∘ i used to hav a $900 computer from 5th grade (2020 - 2021) until i smashed (🤨) my computer screen with my mouse in december 2023. so now it's abandoned, it still technically works but the screen flashes and glitches so much, it's pretty much unusable so now, i use my laptop∘ i call myself neurodivergent because one of my close friends with diagnosed ADHD said i can call myself neurodivergent. does dat count as self diagnosing? idk, i also did suspect i'm neurodivergent ever since age 10. if you happen to be anti self-dx reading this, don't worry, i plan to go to the doctors when i'm 18 to get my diagnosis :)∘ i want leg hair∘ i'm the stereotypical quiet kid in real life∘ i have 7 rip off omori plushies from amazon and i have 2 different omori (the character) plushies∘ i had a crush on the blue merimaid girl from team umizoomi when i was 4 - 6, i don't remember what age exactly but i do remember having a crush on her∘ even though i'm gay, aromantic, and trans, i don't consider myself "queer" or apart of the LGBT community, i'm just a guy that likes men and masculinity, that's all∘ mrbreast∘ ADD GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL AND BORROW SOME EXPANSION SCREWS FROM HIS AUNT AND ADD ECO-FRIENDLY WOOD VENEERS∘ what if 2 gay dads had a daughter and their daughter was a fujoshi that fetishizes gay men and what if 2 lesbian moms had a son that fetishizes lesbians∘ whenever it's my birthday, it's also undertale's anniversay∘ men∘ the only way you can get me to date you if i asked "are we dating" because if you asked me "will you date me", i'd just be like "uhhhhhhhh" since i'm aromantic∘ i first played omori in july 2022∘ what if you make a transphobic homophobic straight man get backshots from a fully transitioned trans man with phalloplasty and top surgery? will he question if it's gay or straight?favorite vocaloid songs from each vocaloid producer:
∘ kikuo - pokkan kara, gomenne gomenne, let's go to heaven, breaking things into pieces, the fantasy travelogue in which i was forgotten∘ maretu - aishite ita noni, uminaoshi, umitagari, brain revolution girl, new darling, mind brand, dokuhaku, iyaiyayo, pink, namida, white happy∘ guchiry - abnormality dancin' girl, orthodoxia, everyone is human, disappointment, rainy girl, many loves sleep under the tree, repentance, schadenfreude, vanish, unproductive life plan, the sky is falling∘ pepoyo - rakuraku anrakushi, dendenshindenzu, shittai seitai, jikkentai, ×handicapper×, ±0, haikei∘ lonepi - a drowned body wants to be loved, hydrangea, kill me jam, killifish girl∘ karikibear - carnival happy, disappearance addiction, venom, darling dance, failure girl, down timer∘ cosmo - I'M HUNGRY!!!, gossip sea, machinegun poem doll∘ orangestar - night sky patrol of tomorrow, daybreak frontline∘ pinocchioP - slowmotion, ghosts play to the audience, what's inside, thanks for being lifeless, zero, yozurina, because you're here, fake meme, reincarnation apple, common world domination, i'm glad you're evil too, nobody makes sense, non-breath oblige, apocalypse now∘ deco*27 - reloaded, ghost rule, otome dissection, rabbit hole∘ neru - lost one's weeping, iya~iya~iya∘ wowaka - unknown mother goose, two-faced lovers∘ INABAKUMORI - lag train, lost umbrella∘ iyowa - apricot, IMAWANOKIWA, kyu-kurarin (technically not a vocaloid song, it's a cevio song)∘ kurageP - chururira chururira daddada, hate it hate it huge ego∘ lamazaP - popipo, triple baka squad∘ giga-P - hibikase, childish war∘ owata-P - paradichlorobenzene, stop nagging me∘ ryo (supercell) - melt, love is war∘ crusher-p - echo∘ kanaria - dec, queen, yoidoreshirazu, envy babyother vocaloid/utau/synthv/cevio/voiceroid songs i like:
+ konton boogie
+ ego rock
+ lower one's eyes
+ override
+ life with gas meter
+ the snow white princess is
+ ki do ai raku
+ deep sea girl
+ shun ran
+ hito mania
+ my bread was burnt to a crisp
+ kyoufuu all back
+ therefor you and me
+ young girl A
+ dorodoro
+ miku
+ candle queen
+ dramaturgy
+ oo is a reciever
+ senbonzakura
+ 1 2 fanclub
+ onomatopoeia glasses
+ go to daitokai
+ butterfly on your right shoulder
+ meltdown
+ ifuudoudou
+ karakuri pierrot
+ patchwork staccato
+ ikanaide
+ mesmerizer
+ automatic insomnia
+ villain
+ automatic insomnia
+ sweet numeracyopinions:
∘ i do believe blackwashing does technically exist, though, it isn't as bad as whitewashing but it's still kinda goofy cuz just make a black oc at that point∘ i believe many genders there are depends which country you live in and culture, liek if you asked people in the more muslim countries how many genders there are, they will most likely say 2 genders as they're usually more traditional meanwhile if you asked people in america and people in other western countries how many genders are there, they're more likely to be open to the idea of more than 2 genders. for me, i believe non binary def exists cuz i believe there's a gray area for nearly everything and that's why i don't believe heaven or hell exists∘ i'm agnostic but i don't care if you're religious, just don't force your beliefs onto me because that's kinda goofy∘ i believe when you die, there's nothing after. no afterlife or reincarnation, just nothing∘ i'm a centrist∘ i believe texture matters over flavoraddictions:
∘ NSFW
∘ picking my nose
∘ eating my boogers
∘ biting my nails
∘ using my PC
∘ watching youtube
∘ staying up at 8 amphobias:
∘ trypanophobia (fear of needles)
∘ thanatophobia (fear of death)
∘ acrophobia (fear of heights)
∘ gerascophobia (fear of aging)
∘ nyctophobia (fear of being in the dark)
∘ fear of abandonmentFtM surgeries i plan to get: (cry about it)
∘ hysterectomy
∘ mastectomy
∘ phalloplasty
∘ glansplasty
∘ scrotoplastyrandom guides:
how to maek your face appear male without T (FtM)
-- a face mask
-- black sunglassesbasically, look like kwite. with just these items, you will appear male in public.how to appear male in general without T (FtM)
-- baggy hoodie/jacket
-- baggy shorts/baggy pants
-- short hair
✎i'm aware some trans men hav long hair but, they're usually on T most of the tiem, if you're not on T yet, it's harder to appear male with longer hairhow to get a pp on roblox
-- buy Flying Witch Broom(100 robux)
-- buy Big Black Backpack (140 robux)
✎to hide most of the back side of the broom stickhow to come out to your friends/parents:
-- before coming out, ask them what's their opinion on gay/trans/ace ppl. if they replied with a negative opinion, probably not best to come out but there's a small chance they will grown to accept you overtime. but most likely though, they'd just kick you out or act judgmental towards you, so there's a risk if you do come out. but if they replied with a positive or neutral opinion, you can come out to them
✎ note: some friends/parents are okay with other ppl being gay/trans/ace but not okay with their friends/kids being gay/trans/ace, so if you're skeptical, you can ask them how would they feel if their friend/kid was gay/trans/ace, if they replied with a negative opinion, not really recommended to come out but you can try but there's a chance that you'd be kicked out or your family won't view you the same anymore
✎ another note: some friends/parents don't believe in some sexualities/genders so if you're a certain sexuality/gender that your friends/parents don't believe in, rip you, i can't help with you with that-- now to come out, you don't need to make it complex, just say something simple like "hey i'm trans/gay/ace" on a piece of paper. only make it complex when they ask you for your backstory on how you found out you were gay/trans/acehow to get a smaller brain (!! WARNING: dangerous)
-- severe dehydration
✎dehydration causes the brain to shrink because the brain loses fluid and swells, and since the brain is mainly made up of water, it causes the brain cells to shrink. it also causes your brain to pull away from the skull, resulting in painful headaches and confusion
-- dementia
-- malnutrition
-- aging
✎only when you're a oldass mfhow to get a bigger brain (!! WARNING: dangerous/fatal)
-- water intoxication
✎water intoxication is when someone drinks large amounts of water in a short period of time, dis fucks up the electrolyte balance and causes swelling in the blood cells and brain cells, causing it to grow, crushing the skull, resulting in permanent headaches and possibly death
-- brain tumor
-- aging
✎only when you're a childhow to make a homophobe confused
-- ask them what they think of straight trans ppl
-- if a homophobe says "being gay isn't natural", tell them that male giraffes often engage in gay sexual activities with other male giraffesrandom facts:
① the swastika symbol originated in India dating back to 6000 years where it was painted on rocks and caves. then the nazi party appropriated it and then made it their symbol② devon erickson, one of the STEM school highlands ranch schooler shooters still has a youtube channel by the name "notsofantasticdevon" and actually made a google review on the same school he did the shooting at③ sharks don't hav bones④ a pig's heart is the most similar animal heart to a human's heart⑤ you can die if you laugh way too much⑥ beluga whales in captivity are fed ice to regulate their body temperature⑦ the black burger from burger king made people's diarrhea become green⑧ it's illegal to watch south korean shows in north korea⑨ you pay for the bathrooms in europe⑩ a polar bear's liver contains so much vitamin A dat it can kill 52 adult humans⑪ in 2003, when steve jobs found out he had pancreatic cancer, it happened to be curable by surgery but he declined the surgery and stuck to a fruit-based diet to "cure" the cancer. years later, the cancer spread in his body and was no longer able to be removed by surgery, resulting in his death⑫ it's illegal to be gay but legal to be trans in iran, if you happen to be gay and got caught dating the same gender, you will either be executed or be forced to transition into the other gender as they see transitioning to the other gender as a cure to being gay. they still consider being trans as a mental illness though⑬ a russian fisherman in 2014 was attacked by a bear, his phone's ringtone played baby by justin bieber. justin bieber's music was so ass, it scared the bear away and saved the man's life⑭ eating a lot of carrots can turn yo skin orange but it's harmless⑮ alec mckinney, one of the STEM school highlands ranch schooler shooters still has a twitter account by the name "koolcid1992". he also had a instagram account by the same name but it's since has been deleted⑯ newborn - 6 month babies can die from drinking water and get water intoxication since their kidneys aren't developed yet to filter water⑰ issei sagawa, the japanese cannibal was 4'9 by the time he shot and ate renée hartevelt⑱ caseoh doesn't know what a numerator is⑲ when a horse breaks its leg, it will hav to be put down⑳ you can die or get serious health effects if you sniff way too much gasolinerandom videos:
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